When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Heres how it works.
In the Beginning, there was Nothing.
And now, there is only Balatro.
I sleep, eat, and breathe Balatro, and am forever changed by Balatro.
If Balatro has a million fans, then I’m one of them.
If a million fans worship Balatro, count me as one.
If only one fan remains, let it be me.
Third-party sites are currently offering discounts, with Balatro’s irresistible charm priced at amere $11.29.
It’s currently reviewed at 97%overwhelmingly positiveon Steam for its addictive gameplay and psychedelic visuals.
Buy if:You like games with an addictive rogue-lite loop, like Vampire Survivors and Slay the Spire.
Balatro is a game where you play hands of poker to achieve high scores and in-game gold.
With that gold, you could buy extra cards to cheat and take on increasingly difficult levels and challenges.
You play hands and levels until you fail, then start again.
I downloaded Balatro 20 minutes before bedtime.
How likely is it that I’m going to actually put it down before dawn?
The serene familiarity of it all is surprisingly soothinga perfect way to unwind.
So I’ll play Balatro again later.
At such a steal, why hesitate?
Give it a shotyou might just find yourself sucked into your next favorite game.
