The Minecraft Movie merchandise is even more cursed than I imagined — but I'm still buying the one decent thing

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A Minecraft Movielaunches on Apr.

But after seeing the toy lineup?

These Minecraft toys are ugly but you want the Jack Black Pez, don’t you?

I think my money is mostly safe.The figurines are certainly interesting compared to previous merchandise we’ve seen.

Fingers crossed it makes its way stateside soon.

TheCreeper plushis also worth a mention.

Jack Black as a Buzz Lightyear-esque action figure was not on my bingo card

There’s cursed Minecraft Movie popcorn buckets too!

Head over topurchase ‘A Minecraft Movie’ ticketsat Fandango.comto secure your goodies.

Jack Black as a Buzz Lightyear-esque action figure was not on my bingo card

(Image credit: Mattel)

(Image credit: Mattel)

A Minecraft wolf you can tame IRL

I actually really like the Minecraft Movie popcorn buckets, but they can keep the sheep.

My eldest son in 2015 exploring Minecon in London

My youngest with his Minecraft dog “Sparkle”