dBrand and Novelkeys are selling an ESC key that stabs you, and at long last, an Enter key that tells everyone where to go

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It looks like someone snapped.

Far from just a novelty, an injury-inducing escape key may be the productivity tool you always needed.

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A small price to pay for passive-aggressive satisfaction.

Add this to your Cherry keyboard for regular cathartic cursing at the end of every email.

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