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You’re curious, what if this letter is a trap?
One of those bitcoin scams?
You have to attend a reunion with your Blessed Mother.
You’re not sure but you must go, you must find out the truth.
You need some time off work.
A powerful offspring of angels and demons that once inhabited Earth.
You have to attend a reunion with your Blessed Mother.
Your bloodline has been diluted over time, but you still possess a spark of your ancestor’s potential.
If your boss gave you more paid time off work perhaps you could develop your skills?
After visiting your local shaman though it seems you’ve been infected with thePlague runewordfrom Diablo 2. you’re able to’t drop it, sell it or salvage it.
You think you contracted the plague whilst in Diablo 2: Resurrected
You need some time off work.
Totally paid of course, being summoned to Lilith’s side is basically conscription and out of your control.
Commanding you to play Diablo 4.
Diablo loves his pineapple sunnies
You must join the army of darkness, hell won’t wait.
Tristram is a small, humble town with a rich history and culture.
You have to take care of your pets
You have to take care of your pets.
Even your pets can’t get enough of Diablo
Ferrets, chickens, spider queens and such.
You’re going to have to call in dead.
One of those Twisted Blades rogues took you down.
The player is deceased, but screaming for MORE Diablo
You must find them, they must pay.
You need some time to rest in peace, you hope he will understand and not fire you.
You create a new character and enter the world of Sanctuary.
You are ready for a new adventure, and a new challenge.
You are ready to play Diablo 4 and live again.
And nothing will stop you.
Not even your boss.
