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But be warned, Diablo 4 is not just a game it’s possible for you to play casually.
Its a game that will make you sell your soul to the Lord of Terror.
Ashava getting pwned by Cartman
Here are six ways Diablo 4 will completely take over your life:
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Aren’t you playing this game for fun?“NO!
“the demons in your head cry, we must be EFFICIENT!
Ashava getting pwned by Cartman
And efficiency is everything in this game.
You cant afford to waste any time or resources when youre facing the endless hordes of hell.
Will you evertake down Ashavaif you’re not smart with your time?
Rare Claws +25% Attack Speed +50% Critical Strike Chance Grants the skill Nine Lives which revives you with with full Life and Mana, this skill can only trigger once per hour
You want to know the definitive answer, the ultimate truth, the best way to play the game.
But there is no such thing.
There are only opinions, preferences, and trade-offs.
Lilith likes extra cheese
You feel lost and confused.
You find yourself in Act 5, surrounded by monsters that want to rip you apart.
You fight back with your skills and weapons, but they seem weak and ineffective.
You wonder if you chose the wrong imbuement, or if you should have upgraded your gear more.
You feel helpless and hopeless.
You hear a voice in your head, mocking you.
It’s Lilith the Daughter of Hatred herself.
She asks you: My child, do you not take our cause seriously?
How can you sleep when there are still so many legendary items that you have not found?”
She tempts you with visions of rare and unique items that only she can offer you.
She seduces you with whispers of dark and forbidden knowledge that only she can reveal to you.
You feel a strange attraction to her words, a curiosity that grows into a desire.
You wonder what it would be like to be her child, her champion.
You wonder if she could give you what you seek: the perfect imbuement.
You wake up from your nightmare, sweating and panting.
You look around and realize youre still in your bedroom.
You tell yourself it was just a dream, nothing more.
But deep down, you know its not true.
You know that Diablo 4 has taken over your life and your mind.
You know that nothing else matters but the game.
You know that you gotta re-spec as soon as possible.
You see a ring on someone’s finger and wonder if it has any magical affixes.
You lay out your kitchen knives and wonder which one would have the most damage against the undead.
You add some gems, some runes, and some other random items you found lying around.
You press the transmute button and wait for the magic to happen.
But instead of a claw weapon, you get a furball.
A very angry furball.
It hisses and scratches at you, and you realize you have made a terrible mistake.
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Youwantto get fired so you have more time to play Diablo 4.
The only time you eat is when it reminds you of your in-game life.
You chug down aDemon Meat Shakeand pretend it’s the remains of your enemies.
You want to dress like them, and use their weapons.
Does a mosquito dare fly through your bedroom window?
Blast that corrupted insect with a fireball or lightning bolt “Feel the wrath of the elements!”
Your neighbor is playing loud music, and it’s not the vibes befitting of a demon slayer.
How dare they disturb the harmony of nature?
You saw that Jez Corden wascrazy enough to purchase the Lilith statue and want to show your devotion too.
Once you step into the world of Diablo 4, there is no way out.
There is only one direction to follow: deeper into the darkness.
Remember: evil never sleeps, and neither should you.
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